Deliver Me: I think we're gonna go for it

So we met with the show's producers today. They're cool and laid-back and even pretty funny. I think they're actually psyched to have a more low-risk couple planning for natural childbirth on the show, and they're totally into the idea of using a doula and having a water pool in the birthing room, visiting our Bradley childbirth class, etc. We'll see if we get selected, but things look kinda good I think...

Are you serious? Wow that's awesome. When would it air?

Wow that is so cool!! Let us know any updates!!

I don't htink I could do that. let us know if you get selected. Cool

Wow you're brave! I don't think I would want that private moment on TV.
Will they cover the birth completely for you costwise?

I think they would start taping pretty soon and the shows would air in late fall.

Nice!
Update us on anything.

OOOOH exciting! Definitely let us know when the shows will air, I would love to watch!   You go girl! I'm jealous.

That is so awesome!! Good luck!! Keep us all posted

Time to start thinking of noteworthy things to scream out in televised agony!

I'd maybe open with "Hulk Annnngryyyy!!!"

Quoting Ms. Von Fate:“ Time to start thinking of noteworthy things to scream out in televised agony! I'd maybe open with "Hulk Annnngryyyy!!!"”

So so true. "Hulk ANNNNNNNGGRRRRYYYY" is pretty perfect. I'd like some other suggestions also, though, so I can include them in my relaxation practice sessions and be ready with some zingers on the big day. I'll definitely be cursing my mother, spitting in my doctor's face, throwing sharp things around the room, and threatening to cut off my husband's dick. It isn't going to be pretty, that's for damn sure. And everyone at home can eat Jujubees and enjoy it.

i know that show comes on discovery health...does that mean it comes on regular basic cable?! I've been seeing previews for that show, and I really want to watch it, but I can't ever find that channel!

Quoting NinaBlue:“ So so true. "Hulk ANNNNNNNGGRRRRYYYY" is pretty perfect. I'd like some other suggestions also, though, ... [snip!] ... cut off my husband's dick. It isn't going to pretty, that's for damn sure. And everyone at home can eat Jujubees and enjoy it.”

The threat of de-dicking your husband is always a good one to throw out.It's a classic,and a great segue into other husband hating one liners such as the popular "Curse you and your haggard olde balls!"(said in a pirate voice)or "If you tell me to breathe one more time I'm gonna shove frozen grapes down your urethra in your sleep you fucking twat!"Good good stuff.
Can you throw up on command a la Linda Blair?Because that would be brilliant.

Quoting Ms. Von Fate:“ The threat of de-dicking your husband is always a good one to throw out.It's a classic,and a great segue ... [snip!] ... in your sleep you fucking twat!"Good good stuff. Can you throw up on command a la Linda Blair?Because that would be brilliant.”

Ha!

There was definitely some vomitorious spewing when I was in labor last time around. If it happens again, I'll try to harness it, make the most of the opportunity, and aim to maximize the effect. I'll tell my husband to feed me sips of toxic green Gatorade (in between bouts of my threatening to shove frozen grapes in his dick and shove firebrands in his anus) so I can have an appropriately violent green vom at the ready.

I'll also practice my pirate voice. Once I perfect it, calling the nurses "stinky hooker wenches" will be extra hard-hitting. And hopefully my mother-in-law will agree to be on camera so I can use my new pirate voice to call her "a scurvy syphillitic vagina scab."

Quoting NinaBlue:“ Ha! There was definitely some vomitorious spewing when I was in labor last time around. If it happens ... [snip!] ... my mother-in-law will agree to be on camera so I can use my new pirate voice to call her "a scurvy syphillitic vagina scab."”

You're gonna need an eyepatch,a peg leg,a big bottle with XX on it,and a talking parrot who will squack and repeat all your choice phrases.
If you get tired of pirating your way through labor,I'd suggest going into a special birthing version of " Out, damn'd spot! out, I say!"