self inducing!

Im 34 weeks but i was needing some ideas on self inducing! So far im not dialating but i want my baby boy here now! Thanks for the help in advance!

yes, preemies are super fun!

this is a terrible idea.......TERRIBLE

at least wait until you're full term

here we go!!!!!!!!!! (grabs pop corn)

sorry you can't self induce and you do not want to have a child at 34 weeks b/c it will probably stay in the nicu for awhile!

Dumb smurf.

Damn...I'm sad for your baby. Hooked up to ventilators and in an incubator

you cant do anything but get over it and wait

Quoting wombie:" yes, preemies are super fun!"

Seriously! Nothing like spending the first month of your life hooked up to tubes in the hospital!

Stop being a smurfing idiot and let the baby bake. He still needs tons of time. Unless of course you're up for a Preemie who you get to watch have tons of tubes and smurf coming out of him because his lungs aren't developed and he wasn't ready to be born

Quoting Kaitlyn Thomas:" Im 34 weeks but i was needing some ideas on self inducing! So far im not dialating but i want my baby boy here now! Thanks for the help in advance!"

you don't.....you just wait until your baby is healthy enough to come out on their own!

Quoting Rumple Foreskin™:" Seriously! Nothing like spending the first month of your life hooked up to tubes in the hospital!"

it's a blast!

1. you're a smurfing idiot
2. please say you're not serious
3. why would you want to induce at 34 weeks?
4. you can't "self induce"
5. did i mention you're an idiot??

Quoting Kaitlyn Thomas:" Im 34 weeks but i was needing some ideas on self inducing! So far im not dialating but i want my baby boy here now! Thanks for the help in advance!"

I was six weeks early and spent five weeks at the hopsital. Grow up and wait it out.

Why would you risk your baby's health like that? Sounds selfish to me.

You want him here now? Well, he definitely doesn't want to be here now, because he doesn't want to be hooked up to machines for days...weeks...maybe months. Sit your ass down and wait it out.