re: self inducing!

Quoting Kaitlyn Thomas:" Ok first of all i didnt say i was gonna start now. Im gonna wait until atleast 38 weeks! I was just asking ... [snip!] ... not dumb enough to induce myself early enough for him to be in the nicu! If your gonna judge go somewhere else other than BG!"

Oh STFU dont back track now, your OP said you wanted him to come now.

Quoting Kaitlyn Thomas:" Im 34 weeks but i was needing some ideas on self inducing! So far im not dialating but i want my baby boy here now! Thanks for the help in advance!"

now as in now right??

I read that doing 1000 jumping jacks (no breaks) does the trick.

Oh my god..seriously?
I wanna punch you in the face!

Quoting Deanna M. Williams:" Oh my god..seriously? I wanna punch you in the face!"

LOL! Well that was surprising! Usually you're so passive in your posts. I mean that nicely.

Quoting Rumple Foreskin™:" Hands you a heaping bowl..."

Damnet woman!!! When are you coming back up to Louisville? We need to get the kids together and then we can go off and get REALLLY REALLY high!!!!  

My son was born at 35 weeks 5 days. Because he was premie he had trouble digesting and vomited. He inhaled the vomit and stopped breathing. You don't want your baby to come early. Believe me. It's scary. I would have killed just to make it to 37 weeks. Every day your baby is inside you is a better chance for when you deliver.

ya..tiring day. xD
Rain makes it worse D:

This thread seriously had me lmao! Not because OP is a dumbass AND I highly doubt she's ANYWHERE NEAR the medical field. I packed my bong, made some margaritas and danced around to Jimmy Buffet and had some Ben & Jerry's for the munchies.  

Quoting Reilly and Lila's Mommy:" Damnet woman!!! When are you coming back up to Louisville? We need to get the kids together and then we can go off and get REALLLY REALLY high!!!!  "

I was trying to talk erick into 4th st this weekend but he wants to go to bowling green instead. Ghey.

Come here. Meow.

Quoting Sam ☼:" yo, OP: "

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Hunny , I know how hard it is . I'm about to be 32 weeks and I can't wait to have her here . BUT you shouldn't be selfish about getting your child here . I know three of my friends babies that are in NICU right now as we speak . One jus came early ( 24 weeks ) . One had preclamsia ( 26 weeks and 3 days ) . And the other has triomsy 18 ( 32 weeks ) . Your not full term til 36 or 37 weeks , depending on what you doctor says , they we induce you after that if you request it . But don't try to bring that baby into the world yet , and watch that baby suffer . Premature babies are very * far behind in growing . So let that baby cook as long as possible , enjoy your sleep and the rest of your pregnancy . That baby will come when its ready .

Quoting KB*in*the*Sky*with*Juju:" This thread seriously had me lmao! Not because OP is a dumbass AND I highly doubt she's ANYWHERE NEAR ... [snip!] ... I packed my bong, made some margaritas and danced around to Jimmy Buffet and had some Ben & Jerry's for the munchies. "