re: Devil's Advocate...

Quoting ♥Frodolicious♥:" "

Stop telling people what to do! If they want to think I'm a troll let them feed me all they want. Just carry your ring to the mountain, hobbit.

Quoting ErikaRobin:" Good. That's a relief. Now you won't have to be defensive. Besides, I'm sure your personal hygiene is above reproach."

Defensive about what?
What does my personal hygiene have to do with what my face looks like?

Quoting LoBrew:" Defensive about what? What does my personal hygiene have to do with what my face looks like?"

Oh, goodness. I've confused you. At least you're pretty.

Quoting ErikaRobin:" Oh, goodness. I've confused you. At least you're pretty."

Lol, no you just don't make any sense. First you are comparing my attractiveness to a model, then you talk about my personal hygiene. Those two aren't the same thing.
I think you're confused, go back to The Bump or wherever you came from because you fail at trolling this site.

Quoting LoBrew:" Lol, no you just don't make any sense. First you are comparing my attractiveness to a model, then you ... [snip!] ... same thing. I think you're confused, go back to The Bump or wherever you came from because you fail at trolling this site. "

*sigh* Okay, I'll spoon feed it to you, because I'm just that nice and I'm far older than you are so I use big words.
You professed (oh, sorry) You SAID that you are pretty and that you're not going to argue how pretty you are with me. That saves you from becoming defensive in the middle of an argument. (You're still with me, right?)
I was complimenting you on your personal hygeine and saying that you probably don't smell like monkey ass. (Probably)
You're not smart, but at least you're pretty.
Are you caught up now?

Quoting ErikaRobin:" *sigh* Okay, I'll spoon feed it to you, because I'm just that nice and I'm far older than you are so ... [snip!] ... you probably don't smell like monkey ass. (Probably) You're not smart, but at least you're pretty. Are you caught up now? "

...Ok, you lost me there.

I'm curious how her personal hygiene and her looks have anything to do with one another. And your post didn't exactly clarify that... How does her smarts have anything to do with monkey asses?

I'm SO lost. O.o

Quoting ErikaRobin:" *sigh* Okay, I'll spoon feed it to you, because I'm just that nice and I'm far older than you are so ... [snip!] ... you probably don't smell like monkey ass. (Probably) You're not smart, but at least you're pretty. Are you caught up now? "

Lol, there is no need for me to be defensive if I don't give a smurf what you think, comprende? Now you are just throwing around random arguments in attempts to piss me off, but I just have to remember who I'm talking to here: a lonely (middle-aged) woman with a pathetic attempt at a humorous blog who wanders through parenting websites spamming their boards with links to her lame blog and trolls anyone who shows any bit of disapproval of her sorry existence.

You can try all you want to be condescending, but I know that I'm not stupid, I'm far from it. I pity you because your life obviously sucks if you spend THIS much time trying to get under someone's skin when it obviously is showing otherwise. Keep trying though, I honestly don't care.  

Quoting ♥Frodolicious♥:" ...Ok, you lost me there. I'm curious how her personal hygiene and her looks have anything to do with ... [snip!] ... And your post didn't exactly clarify that... How does her smarts have anything to do with monkey asses? I'm SO lost. O.o "

She is a type of person that you just smile and nod at.

Quoting LoBrew:" She is a type of person that you just smile and nod at. "

LMAO. I can see that. Amusing, isn't it?


Her latest thread about picking your nose makes me want to find where she lives, figure out what car she drives, and follow beside her with my pinkie so far up my nose that it's in there to the knuckle. JUST to piss her off.

Quoting ♥Frodolicious♥:" LMAO. I can see that. Amusing, isn't it? Her latest thread about picking your nose makes me want to ... [snip!] ... she drives, and follow beside her with my pinkie so far up my nose that it's in there to the knuckle. JUST to piss her off. "

LMAO
Someone should hack her computer and spam it with pop ups of random people picking their noses. That would be hilarious.

Quoting ErikaRobin:" *sigh* Okay, I'll spoon feed it to you, because I'm just that nice and I'm far older than you are so ... [snip!] ... you probably don't smell like monkey ass. (Probably) You're not smart, but at least you're pretty. Are you caught up now? "

Erika... This is still going? You came for the drama but stayed for the abuse?

Tell the truth, Cafemom took a vote and sent you here, didn't they? Booted your ass straight through the Internet version of Averness, then BOOM! You found yourself in the social purgatory that is a group of women who you just can't win over with your humour. Why? Because you don't know when to stop.

Projected response:
1) smartass quip inferring that you don't really care what us "BG bitches think of you".
2) vaguely self-deprecating attempt to win sympathy.
3) Further insults aimed at your detractors' appearances, intelligence or hygiene... all designed to shore up what is a pathological need to self-aggrandize due to some epic failure in your self-esteem...
4) anything but a genuine, heartfelt display of humanity.

I bet this happens to you often in real life, doesn't it...

Quoting IMHO:" Erika... This is sill going? You came for the drama but stayed for the abuse? Tell the truth, Cafemom ... [snip!] ... 4) anything but a genuine, heartfelt display of humanity. I bet this happens to you often in real life, doesn't it..."

 

Quoting IMHO:" Erika... This is sill going? You came for the drama but stayed for the abuse? Tell the truth, Cafemom ... [snip!] ... 4) anything but a genuine, heartfelt display of humanity. I bet this happens to you often in real life, doesn't it..."

  
I love it <3

Quoting Iyahna :^P:" Devil's advocate is funny.I like her she keeps it real..."

My day? You just made it.

Quoting Devil's Advocate:" My day? You just made it. "

I love them