Food for thought

If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?

If a lesbian has sex with another woman, but has never been with a man, is she still considered a virgin?

do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

My mom says it's born when the head comes out. Lol. I agree.

When the pope dies is he being fired or promoted?

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If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
No considering that the last missing person to be published on a milk carton was some time ago.

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
They are born as soon as the entire body is delivered.

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
No, they affirm in solemn agreement under the penalty of perjury.

When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
You may kiss the groom.

If a lesbian has sex with another woman, but has never been with a man, is she still considered a virgin?
Technically, yes.