I'll make a $500 "deposit" to bg for a probationary period.  

If I screw it up and get banned, you can keep it. If I make it 6 months without starting drama, you have to give me 50% back. If I make it a year, I get the other 50% back.


**EDIT**
Got an awesome idea from a BG member.
Instead of a deposit. I will donate it as a prize for a competition of your choice where a bg mama can win the $500!

How does that sound?   Probably a no. But oh we'll...i tried.


I'm not here for drama. If you gave me a chance you'll see that. It's been 2 years. Still coming back. Just give me a chance   please

Alyssa

Wow how can you be that desperate to join an online forum?

Quoting Lauren ♥:" Wow how can you be that desperate to join an online forum?"

  
they have other forums for mothers.. try those out.. lol

Alyssa, why is it important for you to be here?

You already know she's not going to let you back.

Quoting Lee 3:" <blockquote><b>Quoting BG's Resident Slutt♥:</b>" Alyssa, why is it important ... [snip!] ... mean that i can't keep trying. Persistence! Better to keep trying and getting rejected than stop trying and miss a chance"

I mean, I guess so. But do really, honestly think she'll ever change her mind?

Quoting Lauren ♥:" Wow how can you be that desperate to join an online forum?"

Maybe it's important to her? Why does it matter to you?

You should seek therapy.

Like... tomorrow.

Quoting Lee 3:" <blockquote><b>Quoting BG's Resident Slutt♥:</b>" Alyssa, why is it important ... [snip!] ... she's not going to let you back."</blockquote> Do we e-know each other? Like have we corresponded on bg in the past?"

Yes ma'am.

After your suicide scare.

Quoting Lee 3:" <blockquote><b>Quoting pumpkin & monster fetus:</b>"    they have other forums ... [snip!] ... bg shortly after I got banned. And I was a member for 4 years before that. So sorry for not wanting to go to another forum"

cry me and internet river. you did something horrid where no one wants you here.. so stop.. i dont care how long you where here before me. this is just pathetic.

Quoting Lee 3:" <blockquote><b>Quoting BG's Resident Slutt♥:</b>" Alyssa, why is it important ... [snip!] ... mean that i can't keep trying. Persistence! Better to keep trying and getting rejected than stop trying and miss a chance"

 

<blockquote><b>Quoting Mama♥Sweetpea:</b>" Maybe it's important to her? Why does it matter to you? "</blockquote>




Don't jump on my back i was asking a question.

<blockquote><b>Quoting BG's Resident Slutt♥:</b>" I mean, I guess so. But do really, honestly think she'll ever change her mind?"</blockquote>




And I'll never give up! Mara and I. Both stubborn

<blockquote><b>Quoting One Lazy Bitch:</b>" You should seek therapy. Like... tomorrow. "</blockquote>




Been there done that!

I'll vote deal if I get the money ;-)

Quoting pumpkin & monster fetus:" cry me and internet river. you did something horrid where no one wants you here.. so stop.. i dont care how long you where here before me. this is just pathetic. "

You mean you heard she did something horrid but never actually saw proof nor were you involved in any of it in any way, right?