Quoting Dr. Golden Ratio:" Uh, The Onion?"
Quoting Tippie:" http://www.theonion.com/video/braindead-teen-only-capable-of-rolling-eyes-and-te,27225/ The parents ... [snip!] ... saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay." I'm not sure how post videos, sorry."The Onion is completely true source of information. Right on!
Quoting Moose's Mama [LPC]:" lol if only that would be real, my parents would've gotten rid of all 5 kids"