re: Official Funnies Thread

I hope this works

Its freaking hilarious
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=201553276655100&set=vb.261075953958309&type=2&theater

Quoting Gir is a Slytherin:" I hope this works Its freaking hilarious http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=201553276655100&set=vb.261075953958309&type=2&theater"

omg thats funny

Quoting Ꭶwan♥Nemö:" 14 things that will never happen in real life "

hahaha I always say that about the attackers all taking turns when we watch movies lol

Quoting J+D=4:" "

Hahahha I'm going to do that!

I got such a laugh out of this!

(My husband and I are visiting an amazing zoo in Belgium that was built on the site of an old estate. In addition to being beautiful, the zoo is relatively open and interactive: you can get up close and personal with many of the animals where safety allows. My husband and I, from the States, are marvelling at the small ditches or rows of bushes where fences and walls would normally be.)
Me: “This is incredible! They don’t have anything like this back home!”
My Husband: “Yeah, but you know why, right? Some idiot would see one of the exhibits and immediately think, ‘Dude, I can totally jump that ditch and play with the animals’. Maybe they just have more sense than that here.”
(Later, I am asking an employee about feeding times and mention what my husband had said.)
Employee: “Oh, no. We have people like that here, too. Mostly children, but they don’t do much harm. The worst is when it’s an adult. We had a fellow who got drunk and jumped into the kangaroo exhibit and began harassing the animals.”
Me: “Jeez, what happened?”
Employee: “Well, our dominant male took offense to him bothering his consort, so he pinned him down and kicked him.”
Me: “Holy cow! What did you do?”
Employee: “We let him.”

Quoting Taryn - Anya's mommy:" (My husband and I are visiting an amazing zoo in Belgium that was built on the site of an old estate. ... [snip!] ... bothering his consort, so he pinned him down and kicked him.” Me: “Holy cow! What did you do?” Employee: “We let him.” "

omg, I started laughing so hard I began to joke

Quoting and then there were 3.:" "

omg that last one.. my dad had a gorilla mask (as a child I swore it was a werewolf mask) that he wore one night to scare me and my sister.. I spent years checking closets and halls for monsters...

Quoting Dylan Jo's mommy:" "

lol Neville is a hottie now