re: Official Funnies Thread

If you like whose line is it anyway you will love that. I laughed so hard at that video.

Just a little funny about myself... I got up out of my recliner earlier and after walking into the coffee table, the Christmas tree and the door frame, I looked around all confused and realized I'd left my glasses sitting on the end table. I normally wear contacts during the day, so I forgot I was supposed to be wearing them lol


Anyways.... here ya go!

<blockquote><b>Quoting Chuck Bass:</b>" Just a little funny about myself... I got up out of my recliner earlier and after walking into the coffee ... [snip!] ... during the day, so I forgot I was supposed to be wearing them lol Anyways.... here ya go! "</blockquote>




Lmao the last one.

Quoting Chuck Bass:" Just a little funny about myself... I got up out of my recliner earlier and after walking into the coffee ... [snip!] ... during the day, so I forgot I was supposed to be wearing them lol Anyways.... here ya go! "

You sound like me, I always run into smurf, I dont wear glasses or contacts, I am just a klutz, lol

Quoting Chuck Bass:" Just a little funny about myself... I got up out of my recliner earlier and after walking into the coffee ... [snip!] ... during the day, so I forgot I was supposed to be wearing them lol Anyways.... here ya go! "

where do you get these?
do you guys ever read notalwaysright.com?

There was a hilarious one that I read last night, gotta see if I can find it

Found it, and I was wrong, it was on notalwaysworking.com


(Note: I work for a family-run business. My father is the owner, and I am his only child, a girl. My father and I are the only ones in the office when a call comes in.)
Me: “Thank you for calling [business], this is Sarah. How can I help you?”
Caller: “Yes, I would like to speak to [my father] right away.”
Me: “May I tell him who’s calling? ”
Caller: *snottily* “No, you may not! Just put me through.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but [father] is on the phone at the moment. May I tell him who’s calling?”
Caller: “I don’t care! Tell him that his daughter is on the line and it’s very important!”
Me: “I’m sorry, who did you say? ”
Caller: “UGH! I said I’m his daughter. Can’t you hear? Now, put me through!”
(I pull the phone half an inch away from my face as if I’m talking to someone off the phone.)
Me: “Hey, Dad! It’s me from the future on line one. Do you want the spoilers or not?”
Caller: *click*

<blockquote><b>Quoting Taryn - Anya's mommy:</b>" Found it, and I was wrong, it was on notalwaysworking.com (Note: I work for a family-run business. ... [snip!] ... someone off the phone.) Me: “Hey, Dad! It’s me from the future on line one. Do you want the spoilers or not?” Caller: *click*"</blockquote>





 

Quoting Taryn - Anya's mommy:" where do you get these? do you guys ever read notalwaysright.com? There was a hilarious one that I read last night, gotta see if I can find it"

Mostly at laughloud.com and happyplace.com. Sometimes at iwastesomuchtime.com  

You guys... this page. No words

http://www.happyplace.com/3695/unintentionally-sexual-church-signs


Here are a few of my favorites lol

Quoting Chuck Bass:" You guys... this page. No words http://www.happyplace.com/3695/unintentionally-sexual-church-signs Here are a few of my favorites lol "

omg lmao

<blockquote><b>Quoting Chuck Bass:</b>" You guys... this page. No words http://www.happyplace.com/3695/unintentionally-sexual-church-signs Here are a few of my favorites lol "</blockquote>




HOMG.

    

lmao

Quoting and then there were 3.:"
lmao"

That was so good!