Quoting Death By Boob Juice:" That looks so cool! How'd you do it?"
Quoting Pillowpants is a SLUT:" I mangled my leg. It smurfing hurts!!!!! It started as a 6 inch gash in my leg. There are about 100 stitches ... [snip!] ... then 15 staples to close the top layer. It cut through so much muscle that you could see the bone. I'n accident prone"
Quoting Pillowpants is a SLUT:" D, my 5 year old has a guitar, but one of the tuning key thingies broke and exposed the metal where the ... [snip!] ... steri stips over the cut. I'm on Oxys and Methadone After its healed a bit more I get to learn to walk again! YAY"
Quoting ☠Undead Mommy☠:" I was about to say this, you always get hurt!"Yeah, first time I broke a bone I think I was 3 or 4. Its pretty much been an annual thing since then.