hymroidz while preggy?? kinda nasty!!!

do any1 have them or did ne1 have them while they were preggy i think i have one im scared 2 deaf i will not take a (dump) n i have 2 really bad but im so scared lol help me how what is the purpose 4 em?? n how do u make them go away?? 

oh noes. scurred to deaf.

i never got em!!!

duhhhh ???!

hymroidz?
english anyone?

Quoting Malachi's Mommy:“ do any1 have them or did ne1 have them while they were preggy i think i have one im scared 2 deaf i will ... [snip!] ... a (dump) n i have 2 really bad but im so scared lol help me how what is the purpose 4 em?? n how do u make them go away?? ”

i got kinda confused readin this honestly lol

Quoting Malachi's Mommy:“ do any1 have them or did ne1 have them while they were preggy i think i have one im scared 2 deaf i will ... [snip!] ... a (dump) n i have 2 really bad but im so scared lol help me how what is the purpose 4 em?? n how do u make them go away?? ”

do anyone?? what. OooO no you didnt. scared to deaf??? ahh.

i just noticed today i have one but i wouldnt of known unless i was looking down there checking everything out making sure everything was fine and then i spotted one. it dosent hurt when i poop or anything, so im just gonna stick to warm baths before i need to get some medicine becuz im not in pain.

Quoting Ryley's Mom:“ i just noticed today i have one but i wouldnt of known unless i was looking down there checking everything ... [snip!] ... hurt when i poop or anything, so im just gonna stick to warm baths before i need to get some medicine becuz im not in pain.”

lol okay good so im not alone lol

Quoting Football♥Mom:“ duhhhh ???! hymroidz? english anyone?”

lol thatz jus my way of spelling hunny lol

Can someone translate so I can attempt to understand?

Quoting Angel Dawn:“ Can someone translate so I can attempt to understand?”

i couldnt even begin to.

Quoting ★Jessica★:“ oh noes. scurred to deaf.”

Haha! This made me chuckle just a little bit.  

Damnit! I just had her repeat something else in the other thread because I couldn't read that one either. There has to be some kind of online translator so I can just copy paste without brain freeze.

Quoting Malachi's Mommy:“ lol thatz jus my way of spelling hunny lol”

well you are very uneducated. You are going to be a mother, you need to smarten up or you are going to be raising an illiterate bum like yourself.

Quoting Tinkerz [Lowly Newb]:“ Damnit! I just had her repeat something else in the other thread because I couldn't read that one either. There has to be some kind of online translator so I can just copy paste without brain freeze.”

Just think of everything you ever learned in school, and do the exact opposite. It works. I swear!