re: CFC...smurf a number.

Quoting Satan:" I like crickets. They're good luck. "

I have always heard that as a kid if they are in your house

Loud smurfers though

<blockquote><b>Quoting .Colleen.:</b>" I have always heard that as a kid if they are in your house Loud smurfers though"</blockquote>




 

Yeah. Good luck.......getting some sleep. smurfs

Quoting .Colleen.:" I have always heard that as a kid if they are in your house Loud smurfers though"

No joke. I had one stuck in my bedroom as a kid. It was INSIDE my wall...got in through a hole in the window pane or something?

nearly drove me batty.

But i've NEVER killed a cricket.

Quoting Satan:" No joke. I had one stuck in my bedroom as a kid. It was INSIDE my wall...got in through a hole in the window pane or something? nearly drove me batty. But i've NEVER killed a cricket."

totally random-ish but I grew up in an old, old, farmhouse and we had a mouse die inside the walls of my closet

OMFG, that was the worst smell ever 

Nothing you could do about it but wait for it to rot  

Quoting .Colleen.:" totally random-ish but I grew up in an old, old, farmhouse and we had a mouse die inside the walls ... [snip!] ... the walls of my closet OMFG, that was the worst smell ever  Nothing you could do about it but wait for it to rot  "

My ex's parents told me a worse story.


They kept smelling something funky for like...two weeks or something.
And Kitty's toast was tasting really weird. (That's my ex's mom) she thought the butter had gone over...so she went to get some butter one day ...thinking (Because she'd opened every package of butter and a new loaf of bread and it just wasn't helping) came back...and Scott (her husband) said well...let me clean out the toaster. Maybe the crumbs are burning and it's causing the toast to taste bad.

He took the tray out of the toaster..and the whole kitchen started to REEK of something dead.




There was a dead mouse in the toaster.......

Quoting Satan:" My ex's parents told me a worse story. They kept smelling something funky for like...two weeks or something. ... [snip!] ... out of the toaster..and the whole kitchen started to REEK of something dead. There was a dead mouse in the toaster......."

OMG   

Did Kitty puke her guts out      

Quoting .Colleen.:" OMG    Did Kitty puke her guts out      "

She didn't say. But she did look a bit green while scott told the story haha.

And i never did see her eating toast again.....so maybe she can't stomach it anymore? haha

Nooooo don't die  

& I hate bugs, all of them.

Except dragonflies & butterflies.

Smurfing nasty bastards.

Quoting £ex Zeppelin:" Nooooo don't die   & I hate bugs, all of them. Except dragonflies & butterflies. Smurfing nasty bastards."

 

Dragon flies here bite. I hate them.

Only bug I like is... um... uhhh..

Yeah.. can't think of even one. Lol. Butterflies freak me out cause they land on me quite often.

Hummingbirds are cool, they are like the size of a bee.. close enough? Lol

Quoting MaryAnn.:" Dragon flies here bite. I hate them. Only bug I like is... um... uhhh.. Yeah.. can't think of even ... [snip!] ... freak me out cause they land on me quite often. Hummingbirds are cool, they are like the size of a bee.. close enough? Lol"

wut?!  

Liar!

Quoting MaryAnn.:" Dragon flies here bite. I hate them. Only bug I like is... um... uhhh.. Yeah.. can't think of even ... [snip!] ... freak me out cause they land on me quite often. Hummingbirds are cool, they are like the size of a bee.. close enough? Lol"

I like ladybugs, though i can't have one on me. I freak out thinking they're pooping all over me.

<blockquote><b>Quoting BOB MARLEY™:</b>" wut?!   Liar!"</blockquote>




No way! They do I swear. That's what my childhood friends mom told me when I was like 7.

They don't bite?!?! Lol!

<blockquote><b>Quoting ♕¡RedHauté!♕:</b>" I like ladybugs, though i can't have one on me. I freak out thinking they're pooping all over me."</blockquote>




Oh yeah ladybugs.. I don't mind those either, they day aphids.. and aphids kill pretty flowers.. but I'm always afraid they are that other ladybug lookalike that bites.

Quoting MaryAnn.:" <blockquote><b>Quoting BOB MARLEY™:</b>" wut?!   Liar!"</blockquote> ... [snip!] ... No way! They do I swear. That's what my childhood friends mom told me when I was like 7. They don't bite?!?! Lol!"

http://www.dragonfly-site.com/do-dragonflies-bite.html
 
TLDR: They do bite if you grab them in a way that pisses them off and their mouth touches your skin.