HappyValentinesDay I hope you don't think you're gettin' any

Money is tight around our house with me being on maternity leave for the past few months. I'm a frog's hair away from 9 months preggo and here it is valentines day. I mentioned to him last night that we probably shouldn't worry about getting each other anything this year. Here's what the turkey said, " Well you could make me a card (I agree) and there is something you can do for me ...( a request for oral).Let me explain that I have no sex drive. I am a rolly polly right now with a hypersensitive gag reflex. He can't possibly be serious ... I'm putting my foot down - he's gonna have to settle for a ribeye steak and some chocolate raspberry cake. Happy fricken Valentines day, LOL!  

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What is up with men? They have sex on the brain constantly. DH is like that too. He always asks, "when are we going to have sex?" I always tell him either after the baby is born or if he's lucky maybe when I am term and want to induce labor. LoL.