What are your all time favorite quotes?

Go on, let me see em  

love me or hate me im still an obsession.

My 3 year old son said this when my 1 year old pooped in the tub

"Daddy, Daddy.... there's a nugget !!"

Me and hubby say this to each other when we are in need of a good laugh !

my current favorite quotes;

"He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty" ~Lao Tzu

"Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.” ~ Willie Nelson

"Don't marry someone you can stand to live with, marry the one person you can't stand to live without" ~unknown

"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, no one but yourself can free your mind."- Bob Marley

"Think for yourself, question authority."-TOOL

These are my favs and I repeat them to myself all the time  

People are only as happy as they make up they're minds to be -Lincoln


If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

I like these ones.... <3

i have two:

"We're all damamged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we are all somewhat srewy, every single one of us." - Johnny Depp

" When it comes to bullsmurf, big-time, major league bullsmurf, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullsmurf story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullsmurf story. Holy Smurf! " - George Carlin

well, Mr. Carlin's is more like a story but i love it  

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.”
dr.suess.

"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."

-Marilyn Monroe

"We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift."

-Marilyn Monroe

"All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him."
-Siddhartha Gautama

"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."
-Siddhartha Gautama


"When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself, and once for her child."
-Sophia Loren

"Making a decision to have a child- its momentous. It's to decide forever to have your heart go walking around out side your body"
-Elizabeth Stone

"Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible." -Marion C. Garretty

Put up in a place
where it's easy to see
the cryptic admonishment:
T. T. T.
When you feel how depressingly
slowly you climb,
it's well to remember that
Things Take Time
- Piet Hein