Unofficial BWBB

In loving memory of Bethany Griffin, a beloved wife, mother, and BWBB family member. We hereby pledge to stay on our toes and keep out the dumPasses and fucksticks in your absense. Give Poozer a kiss for us, will ya? We love and miss you Bethany...it was a fun ride!


Welcome to the new and improved Bitches with Babies and Bellies Thread!


*a note to lurkers: I understand it's unavoidable, so lurk away...but either pipe up and say something once in a while, or NEVER make your presence known. If you get picked on, and 5 minutes later are in to defend yourself when you have never posted...there will be consequences muahahaha*

TADA! Here it is, a balls to the wall, no rules, say anything chat thread...knock yourselves out kiddos, but if you catch yourself violating any of the following "rules of BG" you will be ridiculed to no end...

Phrases/Lines/Comebacks that are over used on BG. Take time to educate yourself so you don't fall prey to the redundancy that threatens to over take this site.

Sincerely,
A Concerned Member.


1. "If you don't like my posts, don't read them"
*Of course we are going to read them if we don't like you and/or your posts. What else will we have to bitch about?*

2. "Grow up."
*How about we look in the mirror?*

3. "You're going to be/are a Mother."
*As Jenn (m0st) would say: How I act online is not a reflection of how I maybe in real life or my ability to be mom. However, your stupidity is a wonderful insight to the lack of brain cells you possess*

4. "You're a bitch"
*As are you*

5. As Starla pointed out: "Shut the fuck up"
*Is that the best you can come up with?*

6. "I'm leaving & Never coming back!"
*See you tomorrow*

7. "You're so immature."
*And yet, you're still responding.*

8. "You're in a clique!"
*No, I have online friends, Jealous much? Sheesh*

9. "The internet is your life!"
*And yet, You're here just as much/more than I am. What's that say for you?*

10. "You follow me around to pick on me!"
*You're probably right. But you're stupid, and I feel as though I should take every opportunity to tell you that*


11. "The Drama Corner is immature!"
*Hello n00b! Nice to see that you managed to find THE DRAMA CORNER 5 posts into your BG experience! What's that pot? The kettle is black you say?*

12. "You LIVE for drama!"
*I wouldn't necessarily say I LIVE for drama, however, I do pay homage to it on a regular basis*

13. "You just LOVE drama!"
*No. I love making fun of you. That, my friend, is a HUGE difference*

14. "Stop bashing/attacking me!"
*Stop being stupid. Than I'll stop. This is just a classic case of cause & effect.*

15. "Get a life!"
*Get a nose job.*

16. "You're just jealous!"
*Disgusted? Yes. Appalled? Absolutely. Hopeful that you'll fall off the face of the Earth? No doubt. Jealous? Sure, in the same way I'd be jealous that a dog can lick it's own arsehole*

17. "You think EVERYTHING is about you!"
*No, Dear Heart, you MAKE everything you post about me. I've come across Glass less transparent than you.*

18. "I'm going to hang out with my husband now. Like you can't. Cause you're ALONE!"
*check this: I've seen pictures of your Significant Other. And Frankly? I'd rather make love to a rusty nail than admit to being married to that thing you call your husband*

19. "I'm done wasting my time with you!"
*So what, I should expect a response or PM from you in, oh say...5 minutes?*

20. "You're just a miserable bitch!"
*Okay, I can probably give ya the bitch thing. That I am. However, I'm only miserable when you come on & grace us with your trashy existence & gibberish filled posts*

*Acknowledgements* These rules were made with love and care by Ms. KristyLynne herself and other key clique members...show respect

I'm just hanging out. Been on the phone all day with Doctors and other people. Oh and watching TNT's Primetime in the Daytime. I love me some law and order!

I'm not really doing much these days since I can't work.

Right now I'm at work...nine hour shift, yuck!

My car is at the body shop finally getting fixed since the hit and run accident in late july.

How is everyone?

Ohh man the good ole' days of pregnancy! I used to watch that ALL day long.

two episodes of ER, two judging Amy, two law & order's...it could have changed but man i miss just watching TV all day lol

How come you can't work? are you high risk? or are you having a lot of morning sickness? I couldn't work till i was like 5 months because of morning sickness(all day) and only then could i work because my doc finally prescribed the miracle drug zofran...i was on it till the day i delivered and if i missed a dose i was right back in the toilet.

Hey ladies!! I am at work too.
Eating a PP & J

I should be getting out of here in about an hour.. whoo hoo!

I just woke up from a nap and went and checked the mail and my hotsling was in there. I'm pretty excited about that. And now I'm just sitting around hoping the full moon tonight kicks starts my labor. I'm SO tired of these contractions!

I'm enjoying the sound of a napping baby, hehe.

C.

I'm home today from school, sick with a cold  

ariel4421 wrote: Ohh man the good ole' days of pregnancy! I used to watch that ALL day long.

two episodes of ER, two judging Amy, two law & order's...it could have changed but man i miss just watching TV all day lol

How come you can't work? are you high risk? or are you having a lot of morning sickness? I couldn't work till i was like 5 months because of morning sickness(all day) and only then could i work because my doc finally prescribed the miracle drug zofran...i was on it till the day i delivered and if i missed a dose i was right back in the toilet.

it's actually 2 episodes of charmed, 2 er's, 1 Las Vegas, 1 Without a Trace, 2 law and orders, then 2 charmed. It's taken over my life.

I was on disability before I became pregnant for about a year. Just bad health issues. Most of them are gone and if I wasn't pregnant, I'd probably be going back to work by the end of the year. But since I AM preggos, none of my docs will let me work until after teh baby is born.

I've had no morning sickness at all. Just headaches and food aversion, and an ever growing tum-tum.

Jenna-Nine hours?! Holy cow...8 was definitely pushing it when i was pg. and hit and runs suck! I've had a couple people hit my car but i never feel like payign the deductible to get it fixed so i have a couple little dings lol

Mel-PP&J, is this something new or a typo?   And you're so lucky you get to go home soon. I'm not being a slack i swear to goodness i have absolutely NO WORK to do and i'm actually complaining about that..someone shoot me!


Sheena-Labor dust...seriously! I really feel for people who have to deal with contractions for so long before they go into active labor...i never even had one real one   i had to have a c-section do to breech baby and low fluid so i never got to go into labor. i guess i should consider myself lucky

cary-enjoy that sound...i swear to God my husband sabotage's me and makes Mya sleep all day long so that when i get home there is no napping until it's time for bed..bastard.

missrussia-sorry you're sick  

Kelly, i figured they had probably changed the line up since i was able to be home all day lol. i forgot about charmed! definitely one of my faves...my husband used to ridicule me for it, thought it was pretty much the stupidest show ever, but i love it.

i just re-read my last post and holy moly i don't type well when i'm typing fast and there is no firefox to put those magic red squiggly lines under stuff. so everyone excuse my typos and spelling errors..i don't feel like editing to fix them

not doing too much today. Frankie is asleep (he works nights) so I am just killing time till he wakes up. I really want my computer back..I haven't been able to hook up my internet to it since we moved so i am using my SIL's...her computer sucks!

I have been going back and forth in the immunizations thread mostly this afternoon. other than that nothing is going on.

i didn't get in on that thread early enough, and i think reading through all those pages at this point would really irritate me.

if you haven't already you should bring up that the british doctor who made the claim that immunizations cause autism is now being criminally prosecuted for unethical acts during his study.

PB & J = Peanut Butter & Jelly..


haha, I had a typo.

i figured that's what you were talking about but i didn't know if a PP&J was some new and wonderful sandwich i wasn't aware of lol...it's the fat kid in me coming out, curious if there's a food i've never had lol